More baby
Key developments from my last two months as executive assistant to the CMO (Chief Milk Officer)
New equipment
Acquired a new proprietary pre-training dataset consisting of compact pillows that make sounds, reflective surfaces, and bell rattles. This new data has substantially improved our daily smile rate.
Introduced an objective self-assessment process for performance reviews. All employees are currently exceeding expectations.
Capabilities
Developed a next-gen synergistic approach to computer-use that decreases efficiency by up to 90%.
Started optimizing our object-in-mouth frequency metrics as part of our initiative to become global leaders in MouthEval performance.
Transport
Our new and improved transport system improved comfort metrics by 74.8% for both the CMO and his assistant.
Partnerships
We’ve signed serious business contracts with other firms.
Our sales team visited multiple strategic locations to spearhead brand recognition.
incidentally my friend sent me a reel that feels very apt to this post https://www.instagram.com/p/DNBGWipR309/
that's so funny. i love this post. what kind of baby carrier did you get that improved comfort?